So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’
I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
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what if humans didn’t have mouths and we got nourishment from the beautiful things we saw. so every human’s daily goal was to see as many beautiful people and sights as possible and everyone would be inspired to travel and do cool stuff ok