just me and all my plain jane glory.
That one “class clown” That really needs to just
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blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
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i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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sempiternally-chasing-rainbows:
worst physical pains
stepping on a legostubbing your toe
touching a curling iron
getting shampoo in your eyes
spilling lemon juice on a paper cut
getting stabbed 47 times
burning your tongue
sitting on a hairbrush
getting bit by an ant
one of these is not like the rest
You forgot cramps
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in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
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